Vision Check?

Today I took photos of my old sofa with and without the slip cover. I posted the photos in my treatment room in case any patients or their college-bound kids need a comfy though unattractive sofa.

While Alexis roomed my second patient of the day, the patient interrupted her and asked "who on earth would buy such a f*ckin' ugly sofa."

I went in to see the patient moments later. She commented on what cool red and purple glasses I have. Then she asked if they were readers. I said, "no I'm pretty blind." She said, "Well, that explains the sofa."